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Spa Founder Sold Chinese Businessmen Access to President Trump

Spa Founder Sold Chinese Businessmen Access to President Trump:  Just days after it was reported that the former owner and founder of the infamous Florida day spa busted in a high-profile prostitution ring attended President Trump’s Mar-a-Lago Super Bowl party, a new report has surfaced that the same Li Yang is also running a company that sells Chinese clients access to President Trump and members of his administration.          

Which may be true, but word on the street has it that a lot of customers are quite upset after they paid extra for the “Presidential Package” - only to discover just how puny that package really is.  
Of course, spa owner Li Yang will argue that she was simply trying to offer Trump and his Chinese business partners a “helping hand.”  Very slick!  I mean, these are the kind of schemes that I bet would make even John Gotti envious.

Well, Trump did promise during the campaign that he would run the country like a business and that he has.  In fact, like so many business leaders, he has basically put everything our country owns up for sale - national parks, our schools, valued institutions, our democracy, our resources, medical care, cabinet posts and of course - now the White House itself.  

Now, this is a man who keeps his promises - except of course, when he doesn’t.  But never mind all that, because the President was just spotted down in Alabama - signing Bibles for loyal followers.  And the beauty of it all is, those folks can now sell those Bibles for a damn good profit.  After all, this is America.          

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