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Trump Wants Evil People Looked at For Treason

Trump Wants Evil People Looked at For Treason:  During an Oval Office photo op with Israel Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, President Trump promised now that Special Counsel Robert Mueller’s report has absolved him, he isn’t about to let unnamed “evil people” off the hook who did “treasonous things against our country.”
Gee, could that mean the President’s going to have himself arrested?  I mean, his is an administration which has 37 indictments against it on 199 criminal charges, resulting in 7 guilty pleas (so far), had top national security officials found to be illegally working for foreign governments, and is also being investigated for laundering billions and billions of dollars in Russian mob money through Trump properties.  It all sounds very innocent to me.  

And now, the President’s apparently made the decision that criticism and mockery of him or his presidency shall be declared treason.  Not to be critical, but I’ll take "things fascist dictators say" for $200 Alex.  My word, could this mean he’s going to have John McCain exhumed and put on trial in the Capitol rotunda?   

One thing’s for sure, if Trump follows through on this threat - you can bet Alec Baldwin and the cast of SNL will soon be broadcasting from inside San Quentin’s “Death Row.”  And while I’m certainly no TV critic, somehow a comedy show named “Death Row Live” has just a wee bit too much of a macabre ring to it.

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