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Michele Bachmann Says We’ll Never See a More Godly Biblical President

Michele Bachmann Says We’ll Never See a More Godly Biblical President:  Former Rep. Michelle Bachmann (R-Minn.) said in a recent interview with a conservative Christian radio program that she has “never seen a more Godly, biblical president” than Donald Trump.

But gee, I wonder exactly what it could be that makes President Trump so “Godly?”  Could it be his cheating on three wives, paying off porn stars, bragging about grabbing women by the vagina, promoting completely baseless conspiracy theories about rivals, not paying his vendors, telling well over 5500 verified lies since taking office two years ago, his admiration for ruthless dictators, his attempts at to destabilizing NATO, holding immigrant children in cages, defrauding students at his bogus university, being accused by 23 women of sexual assault, or, how about running a charitable foundation that he used as his personal piggy bank?

My word, that’s one hell of a lot of “godly things” President Trump has been doing there.  Who knew?  And while Ms. Bachmann and her ultra-conservative, Christian fundamentalist pals are busy admiring Mr. Trump’s “godliness,” I suspect there are others of us who may be thinking - if that’s what it means to be “Godly,” mark me down as a proud member of the “ungodly.”

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