Mueller Report Concludes Donald Trump Jr. Too Ignorant to Prosecute

Mueller Report Concludes Donald Trump Jr. Too Ignorant to Prosecute: Donald Trump Jr. has taken to social media to brag about how he emerged from the Mueller investigation uncharged, even though it appears from the report that Mueller’s team essentially declined to prosecute him after concluding he was simply too ignorant to have knowingly committed the crime.

Wow - so I'm guessing that means Tiffany is the smartest Trump after all? On the other hand, let’s give Don Jr. a little credit. I mean, you have to be pretty darn smart to convince Robert Mueller you’re stupid. Sounds a lot like a classic genius move to me. You know Don Jr. comes from a family of stable geniuses - don’t you?

Of course, in all fairness, I think it’s safe to say that most hard-core Trump supporters in places like Tennessee, Alabama and West Virginia would likely be the first to admit that if Don Jr. had really been all that smart, he would have married Ivanka.

Anyway, if I’m understanding this report correctly, it appears they must have concluded the meeting that Don Jr. took with the Russians in Trump Tower was simply about inquiring how he could go about adopting himself a big bunch of Russian orphans. I mean, it wasn’t like the Trumps knew Russia was attempting to undermine our democracy and didn’t bother to even say a word.

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