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Poll Finds Americans Among the Most Stressed-Out in the World

Poll Finds Americans Among the Most Stressed-Out in the World:  A new Gallup poll found that Americans are among the most stressed-out people in the world, reporting stress, anger and worry at the highest levels in more than a decade.  Oddly, data show that among the most stressed-out Americans are the comedians, who say they never know where their next joke’s gonna come from.  Oh wait, yes they do - it’s gonna come directly from the White House - never mind, my mistake!


Hundreds of Thousands of Viruses Found in the Oceans:  According to researchers at Ohio State University, Earth’s oceans contain almost 200,000 different virus populations.  Now normally, I’d say “well, why not just give the ocean a flu shot,” but of course - that’s just a silly idea.  I mean, insurance companies would obviously claim that the viruses are a “pre-existing condition.”  


Scientists Create Decoder to Turn Brain Activity Into Speech:  Scientists have developed a decoder that can translate brain activity directly into speech, giving hope that we may soon be able to build a device which can restore speech to those who have lost their voices due to disability.  That’s the good news.  The bad news is, it has the potential to turn everything you’re thinking into speech.

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