Scientists Revive the Brain Cells In Dead Pigs: In a study that raises profound questions about the fine line between life and death, researchers have restored cellular activity to brains removed from slaughtered pigs.
So, my question is, if we can revive someone’s brain after they’re dead, will the insurance companies pay for it? I’m certainly no health insurance authority, but death seems like a pretty obvious “pre-existing condition.” Not to mention that, in the case of Donald Trump and his supporters - giving them a pig brain would have to be considered one helluva upgrade. Good luck with that!
And how would this work anyway? Are you telling me that someone could die and then scientists would bring them back to life by replacing their brain with the brain of a dead pig? I mean, where the hell is Mary Shelley and Mel Brooks when you need them? On the other hand, all this sounds like simply fantastic news for the Walt Disney Company.
But geez, just when you thought this crazy zombie apocalypse fad was finally over - now science brings us "The Oinking Dead.” All I can say is, heaven help anyone with a taste for bacon.
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