Texas Church Will Pay for Cohabiting Congregants to Marry: A church in Dallas is offering to pay for the weddings of unmarried church congregants, if they’ll just agree to get married through the church, and quit living in sin.
Now, I’m sure they’ll be skeptics who will say these church folks aren’t just doing this out of the goodness of their hearts, like forgetting to mention there’s also a slight $2500 processing fee.
On the other hand, others will argue that “at least this church is putting their money where their mouth is.” Perhaps, but I gotta be honest here and say “I really don’t wanna know where their mouth is.”
Anyway, my feeling is - if these guys are really serious about helping people stop sinning, I wonder if they’d agree to donate some money to help vote Trump out of office in 2020 - so I can finally quit taking the Lord’s name in vain every time I turn on the news.
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