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Half-Ton Birds Were Roaming Europe When Humans Arrived

Half-Ton Birds Were Roaming Europe When Humans Arrived:  Scientists report that giant, flightless birds, so large that they actually dwarfed modern ostriches and weighed-in at nearly half a ton, were roaming Europe at the same time the first archaic humans arrived in the area from Africa.  

Look, I’m obviously no paleontologist, but if I’m understanding this article correctly - they’re basically explaining to us that just as we once had some banks that became “too big to fail,” Europe had itself a bunch of half-ton birds who became “too fat to fly?”

OK, so the birds were a little on the chunky size.  We get that.  Not to sound critical of our scientific community, but just what the hell is point of “fat-shaming” a bunch of extinct, half ton, flightless birds at this stage of the game?  Especially, when they’re no longer here to defend themselves. 

Besides, maybe they were just “big-boned?”  You big-shot paleontologists ever think about that one?  Huh?  I mean, if we really want to be completely honest here, I can think of a few paleontologists who probably could stand to lose a few pounds themselves.  Just say’n!

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