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Sarah Huckabee Sanders Resigns as White House Press Secretary

Sarah Huckabee Sanders Resigns as White House Press Secretary:  President Trump has just announced on Twitter that White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders will be leaving her post at the end of the month to return home to Arkansas.

Well, I guess, as we’ve noted for previous Trump press secretaries, she likely longs to return home and spend more time lying to her family and friends.  Now, while I’m certain many dislike Sarah for her dishonesty, I think it’s also important to give her credit for what she’s managed to accomplish.  After all, she’s the only person who’s ever served in the White House, who’s actually managed to tell more lies than Donald Trump.

And now, the question remains, who could Donald Trump possibly find to replace someone with a “skillset" like Sarah Huckabee Sanders?  Well, that’s admittedly not going to be an easy task, but everything else considered, I think there’s really only person capable of besting what Sarah Huckabee Sander’s has managed to do.  And that, of course, could be only one person - Infowars’ Alex Jones.

That said, what I wanna know is, why the hell would she wanna head back to Arkansas?  I mean, wouldn’t Transylvania accept her passport?  Anyway, no need to worry much about old Sarah.  I’m sure she’ll have a very promising career ahead of her as a perfect spokesperson for something like “Monsanto’s Roundup,” or perhaps the tobacco or asbestos industry.

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