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UK Health Group Says Too Much Cleanliness Not Bad for Health

UK Health Group Says Too Much Cleanliness Not Bad for Health:  According to The Royal Society for Public Health, the notion that too much cleanliness can be bad for your health and that children need to be exposed to germs is a “dangerous myth.”  Oh hell!  And to think I’ve been keeping my house a total mess all this time - you know, just to strengthen my defenses. 


Mars Rover Snaps Pic With Mystery Lights Way in the Background:  The internet is abuzz with conspiracy theories after a picture, snapped by NASA’s Mars Curiosity Rover, shows a very mysterious looking light way off in the distance.  Personally, I think it’s just the headlights from a commuter, who decided to take a detour off that damn 405 freeway here in LA.  Hell, traffic’s been so messed up on that freeway, I don’t blame them for taking an alternative route - even if it is a bit out of the way.  I mean, who the hell wants to deal with all that traffic, when it’s basically clear sailing on Mars?



San Francisco Becomes First US City to Ban E-Cigarettes:  San Francisco has become the first US city to ban e-cigarette sales until their health effects are clearer.  Supporters of the bill say there was quite a lot of opposition, and they knew getting an e-cigarette bill passed wouldn’t be EZ.

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