Woman Falls Asleep in Flight Waking Up in Dark Locked and Empty Plane

Woman Falls Asleep in Flight Waking Up in Dark Locked and Empty Plane: A woman claims she fell asleep during a 90-minute Air Canada flight from Quebec to Toronto, only to wake up late at night in a completely empty, dark and locked plane, which had been cleared and parked for the night in Toronto.

Not to sound unsympathetic, but I have to admit my first thoughts regarding this were “so what’s the big deal?” I mean, poor Gilligan and his friends were only supposed to be on a 3-hour tour, and look what the hell happened to them!

Now, what I find so amazing is - is that someone could actually fall asleep in one of those crammed, coach seats and find it so damned comfortable, that they could not only sleep undisturbed through the entire flight, but also several more hours afterwards. Geez, I’m definitely gonna have to fly Air Canada from now on.

Personally, if it were me - I would have immediately raided the plane’s stash of tiny liquor bottles and threw myself a huge party - in celebration of my forthcoming lawsuit. I mean, even if she doesn’t end up with a big chunk of cash out of this, Air Canada ought to at least spring for a couple of free in-flight movies and an alarm clock.

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