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Five Guys Arrested for Fighting at Five Guys Burgers in Florida

Five Guys Arrested for Fighting at Five Guys Burgers in Florida:  In a rather harsh touch of irony, five guys were arrested after a fight broke out at a local FiveGuys restaurant in Stuart, Florida.

Police admitted there were actually six guys involved in the scuffle, but they decided to let one of them go - just to make it easier to do all the math.  Witnesses on the scene say shortly after police let the sixth guy go, he was seen “high-fiving” all his friends outside the station.   

Police records are indicting authorities sent five out cops around 5 PM to break up the fight.  Now, legal analysts are saying that if these guys should be found guilty, they could face up to 5 years in jail.  Now, I suppose the next thing we’ll learn is that the five guys fighting were actually the restaurant’s five co-founders.

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