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Trump Goes on Hannity and Calls Mueller Investigation Treason

Trump Goes on Hannity and Calls Mueller Investigation Treason:  Saying no President should have to go through something like this again, President Trump went on Sean Hannity’s Fox News show and said he considers Special Counsel Robert Mueller’s Russian Probe against him as treasonous.  Right, something like this should never, ever happen to a President again - unless, of course, that President happens to be a Democrat.

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Ilhan Omar’s Trump-Loving Opponent Busted for Felony Shoplifting:  After calling freshman Democrat Rep. Ilhan Omar’s (D-MN) a “criminal,” Omar’s Trump-loving Republican opponent Danielle Stella suddenly finds herself charged with felony theft, after being arrested for shoplifting more than $2,300 worth of items from Target as well as $50 from a local grocery store.

Gee, wonder when we can expect to hear Republicans chanting “Lock her up!  Lock her up!” at candidate Danielle Stella?  

On the other hand, it’s getting to the point where having a criminal history is almost a given on Republican resumes these days here in Trump’s America.  

I mean hell, there’s a Republican Representative serving in Texas right now, who was easily re-elected - even though he was in the middle of serving a one-year jail sentence.

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