Trump Goes on Hannity and Calls Mueller Investigation Treason

Trump Goes on Hannity and Calls Mueller Investigation Treason: Saying no President should have to go through something like this again, President Trump went on Sean Hannity’s Fox News show and said he considers Special Counsel Robert Mueller’s Russian Probe against him as treasonous. Right, something like this should never, ever happen to a President again - unless, of course, that President happens to be a Democrat.

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Ilhan Omar’s Trump-Loving Opponent Busted for Felony Shoplifting: After calling freshman Democrat Rep. Ilhan Omar’s (D-MN) a “criminal,” Omar’s Trump-loving Republican opponent Danielle Stella suddenly finds herself charged with felony theft, after being arrested for shoplifting more than $2,300 worth of items from Target as well as $50 from a local grocery store.

Gee, wonder when we can expect to hear Republicans chanting “Lock her up! Lock her up!” at candidate Danielle Stella?

On the other hand, it’s getting to the point where having a criminal history is almost a given on Republican resumes these days here in Trump’s America.

I mean hell, there’s a Republican Representative serving in Texas right now, who was easily re-elected - even though he was in the middle of serving a one-year jail sentence.

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Marjorie Taylor Greene Claims Pete Buttigieg Emasculating Driving With Electric Cars

During a segment on Neil Cavuto’s Fox News program, US Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg was told by the host that Marjorie Taylor Greene is claiming "Mr. Buttigieg is trying to emasculate the way we drive" by supporting electric vehicles. In response, Buttigieg told Cavuto that “my sense of manhood is not connected to whether my vehicle is fueled by gasoline, or whether it's fueled by electricity.” When asked by Cavuto if he was offended by what Greene said, Buttigieg remarked "To be honest, there are other members of Congress that I pay more attention to when I'm thinking about opinions that really matter.” Oh, come on now! Let’s get real. It would take a helluva lot more than an electric car to “emasculate” Marjorie Taylor Greene. Besides, I’m pretty sure “real men” actually ride horses, anyway. Of course, I’m certainly no psychiatrist, but it sounds like Greene’s anger could be a combination of both “road rage” and “roid rage,” leaving her...

Mike Huckabee Claims COVID-19 Death Risk Small and Sin Risk Lethal

Mike Huckabee Claims COVID-19 Death Risk Small and Sin Risk Lethal: Former Republican presidential candidate Mike Huckabee has stirred some controversy with medical professionals by claiming that the risk of death from coronavirus is very “minimal,” but “sin is 100% lethal. Oh, really Mike? Then how about showing me a death certificate which lists “sin” as the primary cause of death. Of course, the fact is, sin couldn’t be 100% lethal, or a guy like me wouldn’t even be alive to write this. On the other hand, maybe you’re on to something Mike - and sin really is lethal, and I secretly used a “ghostwriter” to write this joke. https://www.johnnyrobishcomedy.com

Trump Takes to Truth Social to Spread ‘Roomer’ About Ron DeSantis

Former president Donald Trump just shared some juicy gossip about Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis on his Truth Social platform. Trump posted, “Roomer (sic) are (sic) strong in political circles that Ron DeSanctimonious, whose Presidential run is a shambles, and whose poll numbers have absolutely crashed, putting him 3rd and 4th in some states, will be dropping out of the Presidential race in order to run, in Florida, against Rick Scott for Senate. Now that’s an interesting one, isn’t it?” Gee, Donald Trump spreading “roomers?” Say it ain’t so! Now, me thinks perhaps that prestigious Wharton School of Business Trump attended might want to consider adding some basic 3rd-grade spelling classes to its curriculum. Apparently, Trump is stalled at that level of language development where he is still spelling words phonetically. Why his poor spelling makes him look like a real “looser.” Frankly, I’m not sure its a wise choice for Republicans to choose ...

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