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BREAKING NEWS - Mexico Will Pay for Trump’s Impeachment

BREAKING NEWS - Mexico Will Pay for Trump’s Impeachment:  According to a heavily “redacted transcript” of President Trump’s conversation with Ukrainian President Volodymr Zelensky, Donald Trump repeatedly tried to pressure the Ukrainian President to investigate former Vice President Joe Biden and his son during a phone call last July 25th. 

Well now, how delightful to think our taxpayer dollars, allocated by Congress and ultimately designated to aid the citizens of Ukraine, are being used by the White House as barter for the Trump reelection campaign!

And funny how, with impeachment looming, some folks are pointing out similarities between Donald Trump and Richard Nixon, but I think comparing Trump to Nixon is like comparing an apple to an orange.  Nixon is the apple and - Trump is orange.

Of course, in Trump’s defense, he is claiming that his call to Ukrainian President Zelenskiy was just “perfect,” and he’s absolutely right about that.  It was a perfect example of coaxing a foreign entity to interfere in US elections and of using U.S. military funds to extort a foreign government.  

Mark my words, things have gotten to the point where I expect to turn on the TV one of these days and see the cops chasing a white Ford Bronco - with Rudy Giuliani driving and Donald Trump hiding somewhere in the back seat.


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