Trump and Supporters Label Impeachment Inquiry as a Coup

Trump and Supporters Label Impeachment Inquiry as a Coup: President Trump led a loud and completely unhinged campaign rally at the Target Center in Minneapolis this week, where a defiant President Trump and his boisterous supporters compared House impeachment proceedings to a “coup.”

I think what’s perhaps most difficult for many of us to understand is - how the hell could they possibly fill an entire arena, with people who are unapologetically “proud” of his behavior?

About the only way I can try and explain it is - either a nearby mental hospital took their patients for an outing and this is where they all ended up, or they flew in scores of people from Eastern Europe to fill all the seats.

The irony is, before this rally, I’m certain most of Trump’s cult supporters just assumed a "coup" is a wire enclosure where live chickens are kept. Now, while I’m certainly no psychiatrist, it sure sounds like about the only coup here is their feeble minds - which have appear to have flown the coop.

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Donald Trump Sporting Slick New Hairdo for UK Visit

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Mike Huckabee Claims COVID-19 Death Risk Small and Sin Risk Lethal

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