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Calabasas Community Vows to Never Forget

Calabasas Community Vows to Never Forget:  Just walked into the local Starbucks here in Calabasas and to my surprise, I notice a sign on the front door reading "Stick together Calabasas - we will never forget!" Now, wait a minute, just what the hell would Calabasas people be worrying about forgetting? Where they parked the Range Rover? Where Kim Kardashian lives? Where to get on the Ventura Freeway if you wanna head north towards Santa Barbara?



Scientists Say This Blue Zircon Crystal is Oldest Fragment on Earth:  Scientists using two different age-determining techniques have shown that a tiny zircon blue crystal found on a sheep ranch in western Australia is the oldest known piece of our planet, dating back to 4.4 billion years ago.  Researchers caution that while these dating techniques work fine on blue crystal, they are unlikely to work on actors such as Billy Crystal - and that you’d actually need to look at his driver’s license to determine his age.



Long-Term Exercise by Older Adults Tied to Lower Risk of Falls:  A research review suggests that older adults who have exercised regularly for at least a year, may be less likely to experience falls than their less active peers.  That is, unless you happen to be getting your exercise by mountain climbing.


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