Giuliani Pursued Business in Ukraine While Pushing for Inquiries on Bidens

Giuliani Pursued Business in Ukraine While Pushing for Inquiries on Bidens: All the while denying having any Ukraine business dealings, new documents show that even as Rudy Giuliani was waging a public campaign - trying to unearth any damaging information there about Trump’s political rivals, he was also privately pursuing hundreds of thousands of dollars in business from Ukrainian government officials.

Good grief! Who knew fighting Ukraine corruption could pay so well? Oh sure, there’ll always be skeptics who’ll claim if Trump was really serious about fighting Ukraine corruption, next time he makes one of those “perfect calls" to President Zelensky, he’ll ask him to look into Rudy Giuliani - not the Bidens.

Not surprisingly, Trump is already denying he even sent Giuliani to Ukraine - claiming he has no idea what his very own “personal attorney” was even doing there. Mark my words, give it a couple of days - and Trump will be tweeting that “I’ve never personally met Rudy Giuliani, but I’m sure he’s a very nice guy.”

Now, if I were Rudy, I think it might be a smart idea to look up what the current mailing address of Donald Trump’s last “personal attorney" Michael Cohen happens to be. He might find it rather instructive when making any future decisions about he and Donald Trump.

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