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Probe Likely Over Nunes’ Secret Meeting in Vienna About Bidens

Probe Likely Over Nunes’ Secret Meeting in Vienna About Bidens:  A high-ranking House Democrat says it’s quite likely that Rep. Devin Nunes, the top Republican on the House Intelligence Committee, will face an ethics investigation over allegations he secretly met with an ex-Ukrainian official in Vienna - in an effort to dig up dirt on former vice president Joe Biden and his son.

You mean to tell me that one of Trump’s staunchest defenders, is also a co-conspirator in this whole damn plot?  Why, what are the odds?  Hell, at this point, it seems like about the only difference between Nunes and Trump is - Nunes is actually sane enough to realize when he’s lying.  Trump - not so much. 

But, what a waste of time for Nunes to fly all the way to Vienna, just to try and dig up dirt on the Bidens - especially when he could just sit behind his fancy desk in the Washington and make stuff up.  I mean, it isn’t like most Republicans really care, one way or the other.  

Now, if I were his attorney, I’d claim the real reason Nunes flew over to Vienna was for their terrific coffee.  After all, they do have great cafes over there and wonderful pastries.  Anyway, speaking of attorneys, how bout Rudy?  Word has it he has quite a lot of first-hand knowledge about the Ukraine.

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