Republicans Attempt to Move Impeachment Focus on Biden

Republicans Attempt to Move Impeachment Focus on Biden: House Republicans are pressing ahead with their attempts to move the impeachment inquiry away from President Trump - by calling on Democrats to instead add witnesses to the probe Joe Biden’s son and the whistleblower, whose initial complaint was what kicked off this investigation.

Wow, why it’s the old middle school defense of “hey, look over there - at what those other people are doing!” Gee, I had no idea you could still use that excuse like that after you leave high school. I guess you’ve better have the right crowd though.

Now, one thing I’ve never understood is why Republicans always seem to front some of the dumbest folks who’ve ever walked the face of the Earth - as their media attack dogs. You know, people like Sarah Palin, Rick Perry, Rudy Giuliani, Kellyanne Conway, Ben Carson, Devin Nunes, Jim Jordan, and Matt Gaetz.

And, then it occurred to me - when you’re trying to reach some of America’s dumbest people - you know, the sort of folks who love to spend their free time attending tractor pulls and cockfights - it’s important to use people they can relate to.

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