RNC Spent Nearly $100,000 Buying Copies of Donald Trump Jr.'s Book

RNC Spent Nearly $100,000 Buying Copies of Donald Trump Jr.'s Book: When Donald Trump Jr.’s new book “Triggered,” first appeared at the top of the New York Times bestseller list this month, a debate erupted over how and why it was able to take the No. 1 spot - until it was discovered that the RNC had actually bulk purchased $94,800 worth of the books themselves.

Now, given that it’s rather common knowledge that the majority of Don Jr’s target audience can barely even read, it’s no surprise that people would become a bit suspicious as to why these folks would even consider buying a book (any book) in the first place.

Meanwhile, Don Jr’s book is currently being promoted as “the book the left doesn’t want you to read.” No kidding, maybe that’s because it’s written almost entirely in crayon, at a third grade level and full of outright lies. You know, making it an absolutely perfect for that Trump supporter on your gift list.

So, here we have money donated to a political campaign, ending up right in the Trump family pockets. What a shame that a New York judge shut down the Trump Foundation, because I’m sure they would’ve loved to snag a big bunch of Don Jr’s books themselves with that all that sweet charity cash.

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