Trump Says the Media is Responsible for His Behavior

Trump Says the Media is Responsible for His Behavior: Speaking on the White House lawn, Donald Trump went on a rant claiming the impeachment inquiry is a just a hoax, suggesting the whistleblower’s lawyer should be sued for treason and then blaming the media for his behavior.

Wow, you mean to tell me that it was the media who made Trump steal money from his own charity - and then spend it on himself? Good grief, I never realized the media could be that heartless.

Why, if that’s true, then it must also be the media who forced him launder all that Russian mob money through his real estate properties, not pay his creditors, cheat his employees and stiff his suppliers. Damn, these media folks are really good.

What I don’t get is, since we all know that the only media people Trump actually believes - are folks like Sean Hannity, Laura Ingraham, Mark Levin and Rush Limbaugh. Now, if my calculations are correct, that means everything’s all their fault.

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