Nikki Haley Claims Dylann Roof Hijacked a Proud Confederate Heritage

Nikki Haley Claims Dylann Roof Hijacked a Proud Confederate Heritage: In an interview published on Glenn Beck’s conspiracy theory website The Blaze, former UN ambassador and rumored Trump 2020 vice presidential running mate Nikki Haley - claimed white supremacist Dylann Roof “hijacked” the Confederate flag’s proud representation of "service, sacrifice and heritage,” when he carried out the mass murder of African-Americans in Charleston in 2015.

In her interview, Haley also accused the “national media” of falsely portraying Roof’s massacre as being “about racism. Ohhhh, now I get Ambassador Haley’s point! She’s saying that - just because Dylann Roof boasted that his murderous rampage was designed to “start a race war,” doesn’t mean he’s a “racist.” Why, how dare the fake media to even imply such a thing!

Now, if that’s the case, I’m sure Ambassador Haley and all her Trump pals would have no issue whatsoever if people of Mexican-American heritage also decided to fly Mexico’s flag over former Mexican territories - such as California, Arizona, New Mexico, and Texas - territories also lost to the American armies. You know, just for the sake of sacrifice, heritage and pride.

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GOP Lawmaker Says Trump’s Conduct Crosses Impeachment Threshold

GOP Lawmaker Says Trump’s Conduct Crosses Impeachment Threshold: Rep. Justin Amash (R-Mich.), has become the first Republican congressman to publicly state that, based on the Mueller Report - the President “engaged in impeachable conduct.” Rep. Amash further added that Attorney General Barr “deliberately misrepresented” the Mueller Report’s findings to congress and to the American public. Oh boy! One can only imagine the 3 AM tweet storm that’s gonna emanate from Trump’s porcelain throne over this level of betrayal. I’ll tell you another thing, disloyalty of this magnitude to the Cult of Trump isn’t likely to set well in America’s trailer parks either. But then again, what else is new? After all, Republicans have never viewed reality as being in their best interests. Now, I have no idea how all this is gonna finally go down, but I do know one thing - Justin Amash is definitely not gonna get an invite to Donald Trump's next wedding....

Self-Described Prophet and Pastor Warns Critics They Risk Leprosy

Self-Described Prophet and Pastor Warns Critics They Risk Leprosy: After numerous prophecies of his failed to materialize, resulting in various accusations of lies and fraud, self-described “prophet” and right-wing pastor Hank Kunneman of “One Voice Ministries” warned fellow Christians that they "better be very careful" about criticizing "prophets" like him, because "It's a dangerous place, and some of you might get leprosy.” Wow, leprosy? That’s one helluva threat! Now, while I wasn’t there, my guess is that it all came down something like this - some critic calls out God’s “prophet” Kunneman for his bogus claims, then further challenges him by declaring “You want a piece of me, then come and get it!” Then God gave that critic leprosy - and that “piece of him” just fell right off. Now, on a personal note, I’ve also been a vocal critic of Kunneman’s ministry for a long time now, and I can happily report that I haven’t come down with “leprosy.” Alth...

Nigerian President Denies Dying and Being Replaced by a Clone

Nigerian President Denies Dying and Being Replaced by a Clone: Speaking at a recent conference, Nigeria’s President Muhammadu Buhari denied claims that he had died and been replaced by a Sudanese impostor or a clone, breaking his silence on a rumor that has been circulating on social media for months. Wait a minute, I think I saw that movie - “ Weekend at Muhammadu’s. ” And, if I remember correctly - wasn’t it was a Sudanese actor who played the lead? Who do they think they’re kidding anyway? After all, I wasn’t born yesterday! Now, of course, I’m sitting out here in California - so I have no sure-fire way to confirm or deny all these rumors, but I do know one thing - if you can’t believe Nigerian e-mails and social media posts, what the hell can you believe? https://www.johnnyrobishcomedy.com

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