Washington State Lawmaker Accused of Terrorism Won't Resign

Washington State Lawmaker Accused of Terrorism Won't Resign: A new report found that Trump-loving Washington state lawmaker Matt Shea, committed "domestic terrorism" when he participated in a 2016 armed standoff in Oregon, traveled around the country training young people on how to fight a “holy war,” promoted “patriot militia training” in anticipation of an upcoming armed conflict with law enforcement, called for replacing our current democracy with a theocracy and advocated killing all adult males who refuse to follow fundamentalist Christian biblical law.

Now, in all fairness - Representative Shea does have kind of a point there. I mean, I’ve always felt that nothing quite says “what a terrific American patriot you are” - like forcing someone to convert to your religion - at gunpoint!

The thing is, even if citizens do manage to remove this wack job from office, the bottom line is - he’s still gonna be a shoe-in to head up Trump’s new “Space Force.”

I mean, where the hell else are you gonna find such an extremely armed and violent person - who’s already considered a certified “space cadet?”

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