MyPillow CEO Heaps Praise on Trump at Coronavirus Briefing

MyPillow CEO Heaps Praise on Trump at Coronavirus Briefing: President Trump turned a recent coronavirus briefing into an infomercial, when he asked a number of his CEO pals to speak at the briefing - all of whom heaped praise on the President. But, perhaps none as much as MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell, who has repeatedly called Donald Trump the “greatest president” in American history and someone who was “chosen by God.”

Goodness, now that was some heavy-duty “pillow talk” on the part of MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell. Wonder who the President will invite to his next coronavirus briefing? My guess is, we’re not all that far from seeing the likes of Kanye West, Gary Busey, Kid Rock, and Ted Nugent up there at the podium, proudly addressing the nation’s coronavirus concerns - as only they can do.

That said, Trump’s really on to something here. America doesn’t wanna hear a bunch of medical hacks talking all that sciency stuff at these briefings. Why, in these times of crises and uncertainty - what we really long to hear is Trump’s wealthy buddies - lavishing praise on him.

After all, you can’t really expect an important man like Donald Trump to spend his time talking about a bunch of ordinary folks like doctors, nurses and other common laborers - you know, the ones who are actually keeping the wheels of our country turning, can you? BORING!!!

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