MyPillow CEO Heaps Praise on Trump at Coronavirus Briefing

MyPillow CEO Heaps Praise on Trump at Coronavirus Briefing: President Trump turned a recent coronavirus briefing into an infomercial, when he asked a number of his CEO pals to speak at the briefing - all of whom heaped praise on the President. But, perhaps none as much as MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell, who has repeatedly called Donald Trump the “greatest president” in American history and someone who was “chosen by God.”

Goodness, now that was some heavy-duty “pillow talk” on the part of MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell. Wonder who the President will invite to his next coronavirus briefing? My guess is, we’re not all that far from seeing the likes of Kanye West, Gary Busey, Kid Rock, and Ted Nugent up there at the podium, proudly addressing the nation’s coronavirus concerns - as only they can do.

That said, Trump’s really on to something here. America doesn’t wanna hear a bunch of medical hacks talking all that sciency stuff at these briefings. Why, in these times of crises and uncertainty - what we really long to hear is Trump’s wealthy buddies - lavishing praise on him.

After all, you can’t really expect an important man like Donald Trump to spend his time talking about a bunch of ordinary folks like doctors, nurses and other common laborers - you know, the ones who are actually keeping the wheels of our country turning, can you? BORING!!!

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GOP Lawmaker Says Trump’s Conduct Crosses Impeachment Threshold

GOP Lawmaker Says Trump’s Conduct Crosses Impeachment Threshold: Rep. Justin Amash (R-Mich.), has become the first Republican congressman to publicly state that, based on the Mueller Report - the President “engaged in impeachable conduct.” Rep. Amash further added that Attorney General Barr “deliberately misrepresented” the Mueller Report’s findings to congress and to the American public. Oh boy! One can only imagine the 3 AM tweet storm that’s gonna emanate from Trump’s porcelain throne over this level of betrayal. I’ll tell you another thing, disloyalty of this magnitude to the Cult of Trump isn’t likely to set well in America’s trailer parks either. But then again, what else is new? After all, Republicans have never viewed reality as being in their best interests. Now, I have no idea how all this is gonna finally go down, but I do know one thing - Justin Amash is definitely not gonna get an invite to Donald Trump's next wedding....

Self-Described Prophet and Pastor Warns Critics They Risk Leprosy

Self-Described Prophet and Pastor Warns Critics They Risk Leprosy: After numerous prophecies of his failed to materialize, resulting in various accusations of lies and fraud, self-described “prophet” and right-wing pastor Hank Kunneman of “One Voice Ministries” warned fellow Christians that they "better be very careful" about criticizing "prophets" like him, because "It's a dangerous place, and some of you might get leprosy.” Wow, leprosy? That’s one helluva threat! Now, while I wasn’t there, my guess is that it all came down something like this - some critic calls out God’s “prophet” Kunneman for his bogus claims, then further challenges him by declaring “You want a piece of me, then come and get it!” Then God gave that critic leprosy - and that “piece of him” just fell right off. Now, on a personal note, I’ve also been a vocal critic of Kunneman’s ministry for a long time now, and I can happily report that I haven’t come down with “leprosy.” Alth...

Nigerian President Denies Dying and Being Replaced by a Clone

Nigerian President Denies Dying and Being Replaced by a Clone: Speaking at a recent conference, Nigeria’s President Muhammadu Buhari denied claims that he had died and been replaced by a Sudanese impostor or a clone, breaking his silence on a rumor that has been circulating on social media for months. Wait a minute, I think I saw that movie - “ Weekend at Muhammadu’s. ” And, if I remember correctly - wasn’t it was a Sudanese actor who played the lead? Who do they think they’re kidding anyway? After all, I wasn’t born yesterday! Now, of course, I’m sitting out here in California - so I have no sure-fire way to confirm or deny all these rumors, but I do know one thing - if you can’t believe Nigerian e-mails and social media posts, what the hell can you believe? https://www.johnnyrobishcomedy.com

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