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Trump Claims Coronavirus Testing is Way Overrated

Trump Claims Coronavirus Testing is Way Overrated:  Even though public health experts say it is crucial for continued containment, President Trump repeated his assertion that coronavirus testing is “way overrated," and said he would not seek widespread screenings - even if there’s another nationwide spike, “because expanded testing leads to a rise in confirmed coronavirus cases which, in many ways, makes us look bad.”

Why, that’s simply mathematical genius.  Don’t you see that if you don’t test, they’ll be no new cases and therefore theoretically, the virus doesn’t even exist anymore!  Why, I think we owe Mr Trump a debt of gratitude and should consider renaming the virus "COVID 45” in his honor.
  
But why stop there, when this formula could obviously work in so many other aspects of everyday life as well?  For example, if women don’t get pregnancy tests, they can’t be pregnant and we’ve instantly solved the issue of overpopulation!  

Or, if Trump doesn’t weigh himself on a scale, how could he possibly be obese?  Hell, if we didn't have any news outlets, how would we even know Trump is President?  I tell ya, the possibilities are endless.

Of course, skeptics are gonna ask, “if Trump truly believes Coronavirus testing is overrated, why then are he, his family and his entire staff being tested nearly every day?”  The answer to that is quite simple - because getting a coronavirus test is just so much doggone much fun!

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