Trump Retweets Doctor Who Warns Women About Sex with Demons

Trump Retweets Doctor Who Warns Women About Sex with Demons: President Trump is receiving a lot of slack for retweeting posts from Houston pediatrician and Fire Power Ministries’ spiritual leader Dr. Stella Immanuel, who believes that endometriosis and other potentially dangerous gynecological conditions, are the residue of sinners dreaming about having sexual intercourse with incubus demons.

Gee, is it just me, or is it starting to seem like all those wackos from way back in the day, who used call into late-night radio talk shows, now have all their own shows - all of which are now being faithfully followed by the President of the United States?

You know, it sure seems like many of those hard-core evangelicals have an uncontrollable obsession with demons and being possessed by the devil. Why, they just can’t seem to get the devil off their minds. In fact, so much so - that they even elected him President back in 2016.

In fact, while it may sound a bit crazy, maybe Stella Immanuel’s “possessed by a sex demon theory,” along with just a little too much Botox - may finally explain what the hell that “vacant look” we always see on Melania’s face is all about.

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