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Dr. Birx Says U.S. Has Entered a ‘New Phase’ of the Pandemic

Dr. Birx Says U.S. Has Entered a ‘New Phase’ of the Pandemic:  Trump enabler and apologist Dr. Deborah Birx, the physician overseeing the White House coronavirus response, finally got the nerve Sunday to warn that the United States has entered a “new phase” of the pandemic and urged people to take extreme health precautions as infections and deaths are rising dramatically nationwide.
Gee, a new phase?  How can this be a new phase?  I mean, Trump still gets to play plenty of golf.  OK, sooooo - what’s this new phase gonna be called, anyway?  The “goodbye grandma, grandpa and school children phase?”  Why, it’s almost as if this term they’re using “new phase,” is nothing more than a polite way of saying “this has really turned out to be a frigg’in disaster!”    

Now, to be completely fair, I think Dr. Birx must simply have a different definition of the term “new phase.”  To me, a “new phase” would mean Dr. Birx has finally decided she’s gonna live up to her Hippocratic oath, and not remain silent, while her con artist boss spews out misinformation about a coronavirus hoax, laser light cures and injecting bleach into the lungs.

To my way of thinking, it doesn’t exactly take a genius to figure out that virtually everything Trump touches dies a horrible death - and now, we can definitely include Dr. Birx's “reputation” among the victims.

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