Trump Admits Blocking Postal Service Funding to Prevent Mail-In Voting

Trump Admits Blocking Postal Service Funding to Prevent Mail-In Voting: President Trump admitted Thursday that he’s been blocking U.S. Postal Service funding because Democrats seek to expand mail-in voting during the coronavirus pandemic, making it crystal clear why he’s declined to approve $25 billion needed in emergency aid for the cash-strapped agency.

Good grief, am I hearing things, or did Trump just say what’s supposed to be the “quiet part,” right out loud?” Why, even Bond villains know not to do that. Come on, voter suppression is a federal crime. Of course, I suppose committing a federal crime isn’t really a big deal - when you control the courts, the DOJ, and the US Senate.

But, even if they did decide to bring charges, Trump is so completely insane - I wouldn’t be surprised if he tries to become a federal witness and offer to testify against himself - hoping to get into a federal “Witness Protection Program.

Ironically, Trump’s been claiming forever and without evidence, that mail-in-voting will result in “massive voter fraud.” This, coming from a guy who knows so little about the Post Office, he doesn’t have the slightest idea - how to even mail a letter.

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