Trump Portrayed as Lifesaving Coronavirus Hero at Republican Convention

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Great point Republicans! And, let us not forget that Donald Trump was also the courageous hero, who led us to victory in Vietnam. I mean, if you listen to the Democrats long enough, you’ll walk away thinking that while Americans soldiers were dying on the battlefield, draft dodger Donald Trump - was busy cheating his way through college and getting setup in business by his rich daddy.

Besides, senior Republican officials have already declared the coronavirus loss of life figures as - “acceptable.” That means it’s time to move on folks! So, let us all join the Reverend Jerry Falwell Jr., Jim Bakker and other white evangelicals, and get down on our knees and pray that our President and all the other Republicans up for election - win this November.

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