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Trump Says He Will Ban TikTok from Operating in the US

Trump Says He Will Ban TikTok from Operating in the US:  President Trump announced plans on Friday to use either emergency economic powers or an executive order, to ban the social media platform TikTok from operating here in the United States.

So let’s see here, we have a killer pandemic spreading like crazy, our education system is in ruins, the US economy is collapsing around us, the postal service is nearly on it’s deathbed from lack of funding, and unemployment benefits are about to run out for over 30 million Americans.  But, never fear, our President has taken the helm and decided the solution is - banning a silly social media app called “TikTok."
Now, that said, and in all fairness - Donald Trump is not alone in his dread of “TikTok.”  Why, even Captain Hook, of Peter Pan fame, shook in fear, just upon hearing anything that remotely sounded like “TikTok.”  And hell, while he’s at it, why not also consider banning tic tacs - just to be on the safe side.  
Anyway, speaking of bans, a little later in the year - many Americans are hoping to put into place their own ban.  And that, would be a vote to ban Donald Trump and his criminal gang, from any further operations here in the United States.

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