Trump Claims CDC Director Mistaken About Vaccine Timing

Trump Claims CDC Director Mistaken About Vaccine Timing: President Trump repeatedly contradicted one of his top health officials, claiming that Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) Director Robert Redfield, was both confused and wrong when he said a vaccine will likely not be ready until mid-2021, and that masks may actually be more effective than a vaccine in protecting individuals from the virus.

Well, I guess it all boils down to “just who are you going to trust?” On the one hand, we have a well-credentialed doctor and a scientist - and on the other, a wealthy, pampered, spoiled, willfully ignorant man-child - who stared directly into an eclipse and believes wind mills cause cancer? I get it - those are some tough choices.

OK, but then just ask yourself, when’s the last time you were out somewhere in public, and heard someone cry out "Help, my husband’s having a heart attack! Is there a sleazy, New York real estate developer with mob ties in the house?”

Even so, I really don’t blame anyone for this incredible mess we’re all in. After all, I don’t think it’s possible anyone could have ever dreamed that having a narcissistic, con-artist, lying grifter - serving as President during times of unprecedented crisis - could end up being a problem.

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Marjorie Taylor Greene Claims Pete Buttigieg Emasculating Driving With Electric Cars

During a segment on Neil Cavuto’s Fox News program, US Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg was told by the host that Marjorie Taylor Greene is claiming "Mr. Buttigieg is trying to emasculate the way we drive" by supporting electric vehicles. In response, Buttigieg told Cavuto that “my sense of manhood is not connected to whether my vehicle is fueled by gasoline, or whether it's fueled by electricity.” When asked by Cavuto if he was offended by what Greene said, Buttigieg remarked "To be honest, there are other members of Congress that I pay more attention to when I'm thinking about opinions that really matter.” Oh, come on now! Let’s get real. It would take a helluva lot more than an electric car to “emasculate” Marjorie Taylor Greene. Besides, I’m pretty sure “real men” actually ride horses, anyway. Of course, I’m certainly no psychiatrist, but it sounds like Greene’s anger could be a combination of both “road rage” and “roid rage,” leaving her...

Spa Founder Sold Chinese Businessmen Access to President Trump

Spa Founder Sold Chinese Businessmen Access to President Trump: Just days after it was reported that the former owner and founder of the infamous Florida day spa busted in a high-profile prostitution ring attended President Trump’s Mar-a-Lago Super Bowl party, a new report has surfaced that the same Li Yang is also running a company that sells Chinese clients access to President Trump and members of his administration. Which may be true, but word on the street has it that a lot of customers are quite upset after they paid extra for the “Presidential Package” - only to discover just how puny that package really is. Of course, spa owner Li Yang will argue that she was simply trying to offer Trump and his Chinese business partners a “helping hand.” Very slick! I mean, these are the kind of schemes that I bet would make even John Gotti envious. Well, Trump did promise during the campaign that he would run the count...

Mike Huckabee Claims COVID-19 Death Risk Small and Sin Risk Lethal

Mike Huckabee Claims COVID-19 Death Risk Small and Sin Risk Lethal: Former Republican presidential candidate Mike Huckabee has stirred some controversy with medical professionals by claiming that the risk of death from coronavirus is very “minimal,” but “sin is 100% lethal. Oh, really Mike? Then how about showing me a death certificate which lists “sin” as the primary cause of death. Of course, the fact is, sin couldn’t be 100% lethal, or a guy like me wouldn’t even be alive to write this. On the other hand, maybe you’re on to something Mike - and sin really is lethal, and I secretly used a “ghostwriter” to write this joke. https://www.johnnyrobishcomedy.com

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