Vatican Cardinal in Charge of Saint Making Resigns Amid Financial Scandal

Vatican Cardinal in Charge of Saint Making Resigns Amid Financial Scandal: The powerful head of the Vatican’s “saint-making office,” Cardinal Angelo Becciu, resigned suddenly Thursday from his post and renounced his rights as a cardinal, amid an investigation into a shady London real estate financial deal that reportedly implicates him.

Well, this is certainly disappointing. I mean, if you can’t even trust the guy who authenticates if that’s really the Virgin Mary’s image you’re seeing in that piece of burnt toast, who can you trust?

But, gee whiz! This had to have been the real estate deal from Hell - in order to take down a powerful guy like Becciu. Anyway, I think we can safely assume that this Becciu character is definitely no saint.

The truth is, Becciu would probably be much better suited in a job identifying devils and demons instead of identifying saints. And, there should be plenty of work. After all, there sure seems to be no shortage of devils running around these days.

Anyway, wonder if the poor guy ’s eligible for unemployment benefits? I mean, can you picture him over at the unemployment office - “so Mr. Becciu, tell me about your last job.” Becciu just looks at the social worker and says “you’re not gonna believe this, but…”

Meanwhile, Senate Republicans announced that they plan to immediately open an extensive investigation to determine if there’s any possibility whatsoever, that Hunter Biden may some way, somehow be involved in any of this.

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