Kushner Told Woodward Trump is the Getting Country Back from the Doctors

Kushner Told Woodward Trump is the Getting Country Back from the Doctors: In his new book, journalist Bob Woodward says White House senior adviser Jared Kushner told him last April that President Trump’s response to the coronavirus pandemic had progressed to the point where the President is now finally "getting the country back from the doctors.”

Oh, I get it now. What Kushner’s basically telling us is, the virus isn’t the problem - the doctors are! Now, I hate to admit it, but Jared really does make a point which could prove quite useful for our nation’s Trump supporters - especially after Trump’s new Supreme Court strikes down that evil Obamacare.

Now, here’s the plan. If you’re in the Trump cult, the next time you go to the doctor, and they try and to give you one of those damn “medical diagnoses,” just tell ‘em they don’t know what the hell they’re talking about - then, go ask your preacher why you’re coughing up blood and having trouble breathing.

Now, I’m not certainly no theologian, but my guess the answer is - God still thinks you’re a sinner. Remember that one time a few years back, when you voted for a Democrat? Well, God hasn’t forgotten! So, yes my friends, Donald Trump has indeed taken the country back from the doctors, and he’s turned it over - to the undertakers.

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