President Trump Sent to Walter Reed Following Covid Diagnosis

President Trump Sent to Walter Reed Following Covid Diagnosis: President Trump arrived at Walter Reed National Military Medical Center on Friday evening, for a visit White House officials are describing as simply “precautionary.” This, after both he and his wife Melania were diagnosed with the coronavirus.

Well then, all I can say is, thank goodness this Covid-19 thing is “just like the flu,” and “it'll be gone by Easter,” since "We've rounded the final turn.” I mean, it’s not like it’s a global pandemic or something serious - after all.

Meanwhile, some are complaining that the President’s insistence upon not wearing masks, means he could have spread the virus to others, including his own wife. And, while that may be true, let’s put this in perspective folks. After all, I’m sure Melania’s certainly not the first woman who’s ever been given a disease by Donald Trump.

Of course, no one ever wants to see someone stricken with such a serious illness, and I’ve honestly been trying as hard as I possibly I can to utter the phrase “just get well Mr President.” But, all that seems to come out of my mouth - are the first two words “JUST GET!”

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Trump Takes to Truth Social to Spread ‘Roomer’ About Ron DeSantis

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Anti-Vax Newsmax Host Says Diseases are Supposed to Kill People

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Mike Huckabee Claims COVID-19 Death Risk Small and Sin Risk Lethal

Mike Huckabee Claims COVID-19 Death Risk Small and Sin Risk Lethal: Former Republican presidential candidate Mike Huckabee has stirred some controversy with medical professionals by claiming that the risk of death from coronavirus is very “minimal,” but “sin is 100% lethal. Oh, really Mike? Then how about showing me a death certificate which lists “sin” as the primary cause of death. Of course, the fact is, sin couldn’t be 100% lethal, or a guy like me wouldn’t even be alive to write this. On the other hand, maybe you’re on to something Mike - and sin really is lethal, and I secretly used a “ghostwriter” to write this joke. https://www.johnnyrobishcomedy.com

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