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Trump Says He is Mentally Unable to Concede - But Will Leave WH:  When asked by reporters on Thursday, President Trump said he would leave the White House Jan. 20th, if the Electoral College declares Joe Biden the winner, but he also indicated he was not at all prepared to concede defeat.

Wow, now that’s what I call one helluva a strange concession speech.  But even so, by simply making that statement, a lot of folks will now begin to think of President Trump as just a “lame duck.” Now, to be completely honest - I generally tend to see him as more of a “dumb f**k,” than a “lame duck,” but that’s just me.


Anyway, let us hope that all this chaos happening around the election results won’t further delay him from finally releasing all those long-awaited tax returns of his, or announcing all the juicy details of that “fantastic” healthcare plan he’s been promising us for the past four years?


Anyway, it now appears that about the only question remaining to be answered is, will Trump decide to attend the Biden inauguration?  Of course, no one knows for sure, but I suspect that this is perhaps one time, when the American voting public would actually prefer he go play golf.


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