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Trump Suggests the FBI Involved in Stealing the Election


Trump Suggests the FBI Involved in Stealing the Election:  In an interview with Fox News host Maria Bartiromo, President Trump repeated his usual false narrative about voter fraud, suggesting that dead voters, the FBI and even his own Department of Justice - may have all been “involved” in stealing the election from him.

Gee, so Trump’s claiming he lost the election because millions of dead people voted?  Holy Cow!  That must mean Trump is one of those rare beings who can say “I see dead voters!”  Why, to think those savvy QAnon folks tried to warn us about dead voters months ago - and no one would listen.  Guess we were dead wrong. 


Anyway, needless to say, I was rather shocked to hear that dead people were committing voter fraud, so I rang up a friend of mine who I knew had volunteered as a poll worker, and she assured me that about the closest thing she’d ever seen to dead people voting, were the braindead zombies in the red MAGA hats voting for Trump.  


Anyway, so now he thinks the FBI was involved in all this?  Well, come to think of it, I never really trusted that Efrem Zimbalist Jr. very much either.  But, all these Trump appointees secretly plotting to throw the election to Biden?  Come on man!  Now, of course - if Kanye West had actually won the election, well then maybe…


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