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Marco Rubio Says Dr. Anthony Fauci is a Liar and an Elitist


Marco Rubio Says Dr. Anthony Fauci is a Liar and an Elitist:
  With the very real possibility of facing a primary challenge from Ivanka Trump in 2020, Florida senator Marco Rubio has now been desperately trying to appeal to Donald Trump’s far-right supporters, with his latest move being an attack on National Institute of Health virologist Dr. Anthony Fauci - implying he is a liar and an elitist.

Gee, could this possibly be the same Marco Rubio, who used his “elite” position to get vaccinated for COVID-19 ahead of most everyone else, despite not being in any known high-risk category?  Or, perhaps the same Marco Rubio, who voted against sending poor, financially desperate Americans - a meager stimulus check?  


And now, Rubio’s telling everyone that Dr. Fauci is just another fancy pants, elitist snob, who’s trying to scare folks - by making way too much noise about the need for getting vaccinated?  Oh, I see his point.  I mean, it’s not like we’re in the middle of some deadly pandemic, or something.  


So, to counter all that, and to try and get on the good side of those lovely Trump cultists, the good senator is now going around the state, telling Floridians that “we don't need no stinking vaccinations!”  But, will they believe him?  Well, certainly!  It’s Florida - for God’s sake.  These folks will believe anything, assuming it’s not “science-based.”


Besides, these good folks don’t have time for all this socialist vaccination, face mask, and social distancing nonsense.  They got other things to worry about.  Like their pet python, which ended up growing so damn big, it escaped and ate the neighbor’s dog.  Hell, better snatch that serpent right up, and set it loose somewhere in the Everglades, before the neighbors suspect anything.


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