Trump Mulling Extravagant White House Exit to Upstage Biden Inauguration

Trump Mulling Extravagant White House Exit to Upstage Biden Inauguration: Axios reports that President Trump is considering an elaborate spectacle of a departure from the White House, including announcing a 2024 presidential bid during the Biden inauguration, then ceremoniously departing on Marine One, before flying to his primary residence in Florida for a 2024 campaign rally - all in an attempt to upstage the modest Biden inauguration ceremony.

So, I guess it appears Mr. Trump simply couldn’t resist pulling off just one more shenanigan on his way out the door. Talk about a "Monster's Ball!” And, while many may argue that this spectacle is yet another one of his disgusting and childish ploys, remember this “elaborate departure” scheme is a much more benign choice than the alternative - that being a petulant, sulking Donald Trump, decides to set the White House on fire as he leaves.

That said - would I ever LOVE to be the one organizing this “grand exit” of theirs. Of course, I’d need to make a few “minor modifications” of my own. For example, rather than all the Trump’s departing on Marine One, I’d instead have this entire family of grifters assembled together just outside the White House gates, with all their luggage piled neatly on the sidewalk - waiting for an Uber. After all, Trump wanted a “spectacle,” and if that doesn’t create a spectacle, I don’t know what will.

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