Anti-Vax COVID-19 Truthers Shut Down Dodger Stadium Vaccination Site

Anti-Vax COVID-19 Truthers Shut Down Dodger Stadium Vaccination Site: Dodger Stadium’s mass COVID-19 vaccination site - one of the largest in the country, with 12,000 vaccinations daily - had to be temporarily shut down Saturday afternoon, after an angry mob of anti-vaxxers, conspiracy theorists, and far-right activists gathered at the entrance, stalling thousands of motorists who had been waiting in line for hours to get their coronavirus vaccinations.

Now, in their defense, these folks must have felt they had a really important message they needed to convey, otherwise, they would never have left their cozy trailer parks on such a rainy day, and headed all the way over to Dodger Stadium - with no possibility whatsoever of purchasing one of those delicious “Dodger Dogs” they sell at LA Dodger games.

Shortly thereafter, just to let these super-patriots know that they’re not alone, the anti-vaxxer zealots were greeted with the warmest communication from a dear old friend, which read “My name is Vladimir Putin - and I approve of this message.” That my friend, nearly brought the crowd to tears.

The fact is, whether you agree with them or not, I suspect there’s a much more important lesson to be learned here - and that lesson is “no matter how dangerous this coronavirus may be, it’ll never be a serious match for stupidity.”

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