Militias and Evangelicals Planning Jericho March to Keep Trump in Power

Militias and Evangelicals Planning Jericho March to Keep Trump in Power: January 6th is the day Congress formally counts the electoral college votes, but evangelicals, militia groups, and various other Trump loyalists, are busy organizing a last-ditch attempt to stop Joe Biden from assuming the presidency, by converging on Washington DC in an armed march, to blow horns, fast, and pray for a miracle - that God will overturn the 2020 presidential election results.

Now, I get that these folks want a dictatorship and a theocracy to rule this country, but what I don’t get is - why in the hell would they decide they want that dictator - to be Donald Trump?

I mean, the guy’s a pampered, incompetent, man/child narcissist, who prefers spending his time watching cable TV and playing golf rather than working, not to mention he’s also a notorious liar and a sleazy grifter, who’s actually billions of dollars in debt to foreign interests. Now, wait a minute! Why, I think I’ve just answered my own question.

So, get ready for another grand showcasing from the patients of that open mental ward we often refer to as “Red State America.” One thing’s for sure, by the time you start mixing all those fanatical evangelicals, QAnon folks, anti-vaxxers, Proud Boys, and Boogaloos altogether in one spot - the place is gonna look and smell more like the sewers have overflowed, than it does a political and religious rally.

Hell, you’d think instead of trying to overturn an election that’s already been decided numerous times by the courts, they’d pursue something that’s more of a sure shot - you know, like convincing good old Mitch McConnell to approve commissioning a statue honoring Kyle Rittenhouse and positioning it front and center in the US Capitol rotunda.

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