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Republicans Call for Unity While Refusing to Acknowledge Biden Won


Republicans Call for Unity While Refusing to Acknowledge Biden Won:
  Now that they’re on the hot seat after encouraging the January 6th insurrection by their continual refusal to acknowledge that Joe Biden won the election fair and square, Republican leaders are now pleading with Democrats for unity.

Gee, calls for unity, from the very same crowd who spent the last four years yelling slogans like “f**k your feelings!”  I mean, who could possibly question the sincerity of Trump supporters screaming at the top of their lungs for us to “stop being divisive, you bunch of communist, atheist, pedophile, socialist, satanist, fascist, sadist, libtards!”

Why, if one didn’t know better, one might think that given their complicity in the January 6th insurrection,  Republicans aren’t really calling for unity - and what actually they’re calling for - is amnesia.  To put it another way, Republicans don’t want “unity,” they want “impunity.”  Oh my!  Did I just make a rhyme, out of a crime?  I’m surprised I found the time.  


Anyway, while we’re on the subject of “unity,” just the other day - the completely sane, non-lunatic, QAnon conspiracy theorist freshman Republican congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene of Georgia, announced she intends to introduce Articles of Impeachment against Biden, just two days after he assumes office.  I mean, what could be more unifying than that?


So, why does she want to impeach Biden?  Because she read somewhere that the Biden family sold all the good parts of America to China and Ukraine.  That said, I do have to give her some credit though.  I mean, at least she held off filing impeachment until day two.  Smart move if you ask me!  After all, she doesn’t wanna appear like she’s some sort of a crazy person.


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