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Trump Hires Two New Attorneys After His Entire Legal Team Quits


Trump Hires Two New Attorneys After His Entire Legal Team Quits:  After former President Donald Trump and his entire legal team abruptly parted ways a little over a week before his February 9th trial, due to his insistence on arguing the 2020 election was stolen from him, Donald Trump announced that attorneys David Schoen and Bruce Castor will now head up his legal team for his second impeachment trial.

Wow, first he tells aides not to pay Rudy’s legal fees, and now his entire impeachment legal team quits on him?  Hell, if he keeps this nonsense up, about the only legal representation he’ll be able to find - will be LegalZoom.  


Of course, Trump being Trump, he naturally thinks he’s “twice as smart as anyone else,” so if he is forced to testify, expect him to try to “take the tenth” - not the “fifth.”  After all, “taking a fifth,” sounds more like something alcoholics would do, not big-shot billionaires.


One thing’s for sure, you can bet Trump’s impeachment trial is gonna be pure chaos,  Why, this s**t show ought to make “Animal House” look like a Bible study class.  Which, could be a good defense strategy - that is, if Trump weren’t too stupid, to actually follow a strategy.


That said, I can’t believe he’s still insisting on using that old “the election was stolen” defense again.  I mean, there’ve been over 60 court rulings against him on the matter.  Why, the guy has to be completely insane.  Which kind of makes me wonder, if all other legal avenues fail - are psychopaths allowed to plead insanity?


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