Trump Orders Staffers Not to Pay Giuliani’s Legal Fees

Trump Orders Staffers Not to Pay Giuliani’s Legal Fees: White House insiders report that President Trump is becoming more and more isolated in his final days as President, with numerous staff resigning and the President even attacking his most steadfast defenders, including his personal lawyer Rudy Giuliani - instructing aides not to pay any of Rudy’s $20,000 a day legal fees, unless he first approves them.

You mean to tell me that Rudy Giuliani actually expected that he was gonna get paid? Hahahahaha! Gee, who could’ve seen that coming? Not to worry though, Trump reportedly reassured Rudy that “Mexico is gonna pay his legal fees.” Or, perhaps he’ll just issue Rudy a pardon, in lieu of actually paying him.

I mean, first Trump stiffs contractors, then trashes his staff and his Cabinet, and now he’s stiffing his own lawyer? Now, I’m no expert on these matters, but I suspect it’s not really a great idea to make enemies out of people who know all your darkest secrets. Of course, in all fairness - Trump hasn’t incited a deadly insurrection for nearly a week now.

Anyway, so now that they’re all been being evicted from their government housing, apparently the Trumps will soon be moving down to Florida, so as to be closer to all their friends - you know, the gators, the pythons, and the flesh-eating bacteria. Now, I hate to generalize, but I’m almost starting to believe that - sociopaths make terrible presidents.

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GOP Lawmaker Says Trump’s Conduct Crosses Impeachment Threshold

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Self-Described Prophet and Pastor Warns Critics They Risk Leprosy

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Nigerian President Denies Dying and Being Replaced by a Clone

Nigerian President Denies Dying and Being Replaced by a Clone: Speaking at a recent conference, Nigeria’s President Muhammadu Buhari denied claims that he had died and been replaced by a Sudanese impostor or a clone, breaking his silence on a rumor that has been circulating on social media for months. Wait a minute, I think I saw that movie - “ Weekend at Muhammadu’s. ” And, if I remember correctly - wasn’t it was a Sudanese actor who played the lead? Who do they think they’re kidding anyway? After all, I wasn’t born yesterday! Now, of course, I’m sitting out here in California - so I have no sure-fire way to confirm or deny all these rumors, but I do know one thing - if you can’t believe Nigerian e-mails and social media posts, what the hell can you believe? https://www.johnnyrobishcomedy.com

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