CPAC’s Golden Trump Statue Was Actually Made In Mexico

CPAC’s Golden Trump Statue Was Actually Made In Mexico: It’s being reported by Politico, that the controversial golden statue of Donald Trump currently on display at CPAC, is for sale for $100,000, and was actually made in Mexico by an American ex-pat living in Rosarita Beach on a permanent resident visa.

So, it was made in Mexico, was it? Now, isn’t that ironic? Gee. wonder how it ever managed to get over “Trump’s border wall?” One thing’s for sure, Mexico sure didn’t send us their best this time. Hell, I’ll take the UK's “Baby Trump balloon” any day. And the guy’s asking $100 grand for it? Wonder if he’ll take a check?

Anyway, forgetting all that, my question is, just what the hell is it? Some sort of a dystopian piñata? If so, I'm afraid to ask what the hell’s inside it - especially when you consider Trump’s dietary habits. On the other hand, maybe it’s completely harmless and just a cooler to store all Trump’s Diet Cokes?

All I know is, instead of looking like some sort of a political symbol, it looks more to me like a possible ornament for a new chain of “Trump's Big Boy” restaurants. Could that business genius be considering opening up a bunch of drive-in hamburger stands? Well, who could have a beef with that?

Now, the only question that remains is, where will it go after CPAC? The Capitol Rotunda? The lobby of Mar-a-Lago? Perhaps make it the headstone for Rush Limbaugh’s grave? While all those seem like simply wonderful ideas, my personal choice would be to make it part of that famous men’s restroom apparatus at the Madonna Inn, in San Luis Obispo, California.

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GOP Lawmaker Says Trump’s Conduct Crosses Impeachment Threshold

GOP Lawmaker Says Trump’s Conduct Crosses Impeachment Threshold: Rep. Justin Amash (R-Mich.), has become the first Republican congressman to publicly state that, based on the Mueller Report - the President “engaged in impeachable conduct.” Rep. Amash further added that Attorney General Barr “deliberately misrepresented” the Mueller Report’s findings to congress and to the American public. Oh boy! One can only imagine the 3 AM tweet storm that’s gonna emanate from Trump’s porcelain throne over this level of betrayal. I’ll tell you another thing, disloyalty of this magnitude to the Cult of Trump isn’t likely to set well in America’s trailer parks either. But then again, what else is new? After all, Republicans have never viewed reality as being in their best interests. Now, I have no idea how all this is gonna finally go down, but I do know one thing - Justin Amash is definitely not gonna get an invite to Donald Trump's next wedding....

Self-Described Prophet and Pastor Warns Critics They Risk Leprosy

Self-Described Prophet and Pastor Warns Critics They Risk Leprosy: After numerous prophecies of his failed to materialize, resulting in various accusations of lies and fraud, self-described “prophet” and right-wing pastor Hank Kunneman of “One Voice Ministries” warned fellow Christians that they "better be very careful" about criticizing "prophets" like him, because "It's a dangerous place, and some of you might get leprosy.” Wow, leprosy? That’s one helluva threat! Now, while I wasn’t there, my guess is that it all came down something like this - some critic calls out God’s “prophet” Kunneman for his bogus claims, then further challenges him by declaring “You want a piece of me, then come and get it!” Then God gave that critic leprosy - and that “piece of him” just fell right off. Now, on a personal note, I’ve also been a vocal critic of Kunneman’s ministry for a long time now, and I can happily report that I haven’t come down with “leprosy.” Alth...

Nigerian President Denies Dying and Being Replaced by a Clone

Nigerian President Denies Dying and Being Replaced by a Clone: Speaking at a recent conference, Nigeria’s President Muhammadu Buhari denied claims that he had died and been replaced by a Sudanese impostor or a clone, breaking his silence on a rumor that has been circulating on social media for months. Wait a minute, I think I saw that movie - “ Weekend at Muhammadu’s. ” And, if I remember correctly - wasn’t it was a Sudanese actor who played the lead? Who do they think they’re kidding anyway? After all, I wasn’t born yesterday! Now, of course, I’m sitting out here in California - so I have no sure-fire way to confirm or deny all these rumors, but I do know one thing - if you can’t believe Nigerian e-mails and social media posts, what the hell can you believe? https://www.johnnyrobishcomedy.com

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