North Dakota Republicans Pass Bill to Make Mask Mandates Illegal

North Dakota Republicans Pass Bill to Make Mask Mandates Illegal: Claiming "our state is not a prison camp,” the Republican-dominated North Dakota House of Representatives has moved to ban implementing face mask mandates, regardless of how severe future pandemics may get.

Gee whiz, "our state is not a prison camp?” All I can say is…really? Because, I was thinking North Dakota would make the perfect location for a prison camp, especially for folks like Donald Trump, Rudy Giuliani, Stephen Miller, and their merry band of “January 6th insurrectionists.”

Of course, I’m sure there will always be some folks who’ll wonder “just who in the hell would wanna live in North Dakota anyway?” Well, I believe the answer to that is - a lot of folks were simply drawn to the area because of the state motto, which is "North Dakota, Land of Lunatics!

Now, if you don’t believe me, just wait till these Republican politicians get around to passing their next “freedom-loving” legislation - which is prohibiting residents from performing that socialist ritual of covering their mouths, whenever they cough or sneeze.

Meanwhile, perhaps the best thing the rest of us can do to protect ourselves, would be to quarantine the whole frigg’n state. Of course, international law would also require a humanitarian Berlin-style airlift, to rescue any sane residents still trapped within the state. Naturally, we’d have to closely monitor those refugees for a period of time - given their close exposure to all those morons.

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