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Mafia Fugitive Caught After Posting Italian Cooking Videos on YouTube


Mafia Fugitive Caught After Posting Italian Cooking Videos on YouTube:
  Mafia fugitive Marc Feren Claude Biart had a passion for posting Italian cooking tutorials on YouTube, but was always careful to never display his face when recording from his Caribbean hideout in the Dominican Republic.  However, his downfall came after he was eventually identified by the unique tattoos on his arms.

Gee whiz, you mean to tell me that a prominent Mafia figure has actually been posting cooking tutorials on YouTube?  I guess he must have told the wrong person that if they enjoyed his video, to “like and subscribe.”  “Now, alla yous - be sure and watcha my next show, because I’ma gonna cooka my own goose.”  Bada bing, bada boom!  


And, sure enough, you may as well just stick a fork in him, because “he’s done.”  And frankly, it’s really kind of a shame too - because I’ll bet all those recipes were just incredible.  In fact, it’s being reported that while some Interpol Agents went directly to YouTube in order to try and catch a desperate criminal, others admitted they just watched the videos for the cooking lessons.  


Well, one thing that really confuses me about all this is - how in the hell is it that some wiseguy who is savvy enough to reach the top echelons of the mob hierarchy, hasn’t heard of long sleeve shirts?  Oh well, I suppose he can always share his passion for cooking by teaching his fellow inmates how to make calzones.  That said, I can’t help thinking, that if he’d only used nonstick cookware - he might have even become another Teflon Don.


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