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QAnon Now Focusing on Attacking Coronavirus Vaccine


QAnon Now Focusing on Attacking Coronavirus Vaccine:  With Donald Trump now pretty much out of the picture, QAnon groups realized that they are in desperate need of a new “boogieman,” and have moved their focus away from the past election and are now targeting coronavirus vaccines - depicting them as “bioweapons,” concocted by an evil cabal of Bill Gates, corrupt government officials, Hollywood celebrates and pharmaceutical companies.  All this, with the diabolical goal of “depopulation, social control and altering the genetic DNA structure of our species.”

Now, some of you may ask, how could anyone possibly believe that Bill Gates could manage to put a tiny, little microchip into every single dose of the coronavirus vaccine?  Well, laugh if you want, but all I know is - since getting vaccinated, I’m now showing one helluva lot more bars on my cellphone.  


In fact, shortly after receiving the vaccine, I could feel that “Bill Gates chip” slowly migrating up my arm until it lodged itself somewhere deep within my brain.  I hope you’ll all forgive me, but I can’t help but wish that all those DNA changes this vaccine is supposed to make, will somehow turn out to be an improvement over what I’m currently stuck with.  


And, just in case you’re wondering if this “Bill Gates chip” even works, then please explain my sudden concern with issues like “global warming” and “expanding educational opportunities in 3rd world countries.”  So much so, that the following day - I found myself making investments in Tesla, Curiosity Stream, and of course Microsoft. 


Not long after that, I began to realize just how much celebrities like Dolly Parton are involved, as I found myself frequently humming odd lyrics to one of her famous old songs “Vaccine, vaccine, vaccine, vacceeeene!”  Now, do you understand how insidious this vaccine threat really is? 


Anyway, at this point in time and space, let’s hope all this blows over really quick, so that we as a nation can move on to addressing some even more serious issues, such as “just why the hell is the government banning Dr. Seuss and emasculating Mr. Potato Head?


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