Ultra-Conservatives Move From Stop the Steal to Stop the Vaccine

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Laugh if you want, but my story confirms these conservative’s deepest fears. The fact is, I got my first vaccination in mid-January in my right arm, which then completely fell off on Inauguration Day. Then, it miraculously grew back on Groundhog Day, only to fall off again on Valentine’s Day.

Even so, my doctor tells me there’s a good 50/50 chance that my arm may grow back on “Good Friday.” Frankly, I’d like to believe him and stay hopeful, but Sen. Rand Paul warns that you can’t trust doctors like Dr. Fauci anymore. Sen. Paul says making people wear masks “is just theater” and, he may be right.

After all, Hollywood stars do love “theater” and now that I’ve given it some thought, it occurred to me that this whole mask craze can be traced directly back to “The Lone Ranger” and “Zorro.” And who were they? I’ll tell you who - they were great big Hollywood stars! All I can say is “coincidence?” I think not!

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