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EU Says Vaccinated Americans Can Visit Europe This Summer


EU Says Vaccinated Americans Can Visit Europe This Summer:
  European Commission president Ursula von der Leyen told the NY Times that Americans who have been fully vaccinated against COVID-19, will be allowed to visit the European Union (EU) this summer - more than a year after nonessential travel was suspended between the U.S. and Europe amid the pandemic.

Unfortunately for America’s Trump supporters, the EU also warned that bleach injections and Hydroxychloroquine don’t count.  Oh well, no big deal.  After all, most Trump anti-vaxxers probably haven’t ventured more than two or three miles beyond their front lawns in many years anyway.  Besides, even if they can’t go to Europe, they’ll always have Branson, Missouri.  


In the meantime, shortly after the EU decision was announced, the Austrian Board of Tourism immediately put out an emergency bulletin, reminding those American tourists who may be dyslexic that “there are no koala bears or kangaroos in Austria.” 

That said, even if you are vaccinated, I doubt seriously if that $1400 stimulus check is gonna cover much of a European vacation.  Hell, forget Europe.  If you really wanna see folks get vaccinated, all you really have to do is simply require a “vaccine passport” in order to purchase liquor.  Next thing you know - even the most hardcore Trump supporters will be begging for COVID shots.


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