Italygate Election Fraud Conspiracy Tied to Mystery Woman

Italygate Election Fraud Conspiracy Tied to Mystery Woman: Documents show that late last December, White House Chief of Staff Mark Meadows emailed acting US Attorney General Jeffrey Rosen a letter detailing how people working for an Italian defense contractor, in coordination with senior CIA officials, used Italian military satellites to switch votes from Trump to Joe Biden and swing the result of the US 2020 election. Turns out, that letter was printed under the letterheads of the USAerospace Partners and the Institute for Good Governance, two organizations led by a former Republican congressional candidate who claimed to be someone who could negotiate peace between Somali warlords and pirates, and who has since changed her name to Michele Roosevelt Edwards. The same Ms Edwards who sat for an interview with Icelandic television the day after the 2020 elections, inside a huge $30 million mansion which she claimed was hers - but wasn’t.

Now, you guys can laugh if you want, but election officials should have known right away the Italians were involved in the election fraud. After all, someone said there were spaghetti stains all over the altered ballots. What more evidence do you need? Come on folks, you can’t make this stuff up. Of course, some may argue that “yes, she DID make all this stuff up!” Perhaps, but I think I'll wait for Marjorie Taylor Greene’s take on this, before deciding. One thing we do know is, Ms Edwards has definitely been taking all her fashion cues - directly from Roger Stone.

Anyway, what’s rather disappointing is, if this conspiracy theory isn’t really factual - then it’s almost as if these Trump supporters aren’t completely honest people. And, just when you thought that MyPillow guy was really out there! Now, is it just me, or is America quickly becoming one huge, insane asylum? And, to top it all off, these are the very same folks who are demanding Joe Biden take a cognitive test! That said, I’ll tell you what’s even more scary than that - if Trump hadn’t lost the election, this woman might be Secretary of State right now.

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Nigerian President Denies Dying and Being Replaced by a Clone

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